Do I really have to wear a sign across my chest saying “fuck me”? Or can I do something better to get laid?
scraggay: boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
kushdrinker: i need to do a sex
jonsterzmonsterz: dis fuckin bitch
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
lolsofunny: adinasauce: circumcisions: do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial (lol here!)
i want to kill myself
themisadventuresofmaddy: do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care...
I don’t think I have a best friend
cayde: going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds